Seeking a creative individual to join the content management team at an innovative social media start-up.
1] Must be able to rewrite song lyrics to feature the word “poop”
2] Must be able to work at least 7 minutes before looking at Netflix
3] Must have the ability to remember 40% of a shopping list
4] Must be familiar with at least 12 pages of 4 different Slavoj Zizek books
1] Regretting high school
3] Googling “The Corrs”
4] Lengthy periods of staring at shelves deciding what to unclutter
Body weight exceeding 200 pounds is not required, but is an asset.
The successful applicant will have a laissez-faire attitude toward lightbulb replacement and a large collection of old magazines and newspapers in case they come in handy.
We are an equal opportunity employer and welcome all applicants, with the exception of hipsters.