This appeared in a student’s journal about his university experiences:
“I was first to arrive for class, and only the professor was in the room. We smiled and knotted.”
I know, I know, you’re consenting adults and all, but that kind of thing could land your professor in a heap of trouble. Next time you’d better stick to a friendly nod.
Another student described his classroom environment:
“The students were sitting in a circular shape.”
Easy there, tiger. Do you mean a circle?
Another document offered some curious policy consequences:
“A safe-injection strategy such as this could significantly reduce the ham caused by intravenous drug use.”
I think you may be confusing two different types of “cure.”