Why You Need An Editor #7

Because it’s a good thing these mistakes didn’t make it into the final versions…

“Much of this analysis is based on Van Gogh’s panting of the peasant shoes.”

I had no idea Van Gogh had a foot fetish.

“Many will be familiar with this description, as it matches the claim Heidegger makes about his visit to the Geek temple.”

Heidegger went to the Apple Store?

“Tennis players often find their wrists damaged by the constant griping of the racket.”

So tell it to shut up, already!

“This, temporarily specking, represents an enormously lengthy duration.”

You mean “temporally speaking”? Ok, now you’re just seeing if I’m paying attention.

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